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Old Jul 03, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #2561
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I get superglued back together! Though, it's physically impossible to be revived like that >_>
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #2562
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global warming melts the superglue... oops :P
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 05:28 PM // 17:28   #2563
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the old lady is actually a nun and actualy convince god to bring you back to life .. at full health ofcourse :P
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Old Jul 03, 2006, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #2564
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Unfortunately she uses Unyielding Aura, and a bored nearby mesmer strips it off, then kills the nun with backfire... stupid nun.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #2565
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a smarter nun
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06   #2566
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a man trows a fish at the nun but than he blows her up with a fire cracker.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07   #2567
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but a restoration spirit just died so the nun is resssed with 10% HP and no energy
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05   #2568
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a fly landing on the nuns arm
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 04:24 PM // 16:24   #2569
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Insecticide (gets the fly AND the nun)
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 04:27 PM // 16:27   #2570
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Nuns have 100% immunity vs dieseases, and pesticides!
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 04:34 PM // 16:34   #2571
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Good thing the insecticide had some neurotoxins in it! The nun is dead. Period. End of freaking nun thing.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #2572
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The nun is dead.... but turns into a vampire.

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Old Jul 04, 2006, 05:45 PM // 17:45   #2573
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wooden stake to the heart
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #2574
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Old Jul 05, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #2575
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WD-40 and fire <_<
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Old Jul 05, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54   #2576
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water (don't reply with evaporation, it doesn't even destroy water chemically)
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Old Jul 05, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #2577
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Evaporation!

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Old Jul 05, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43   #2578
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Condensation
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Old Jul 05, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #2579
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Solidification
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Old Jul 05, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #2580
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Spontaneous combustion
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